He hasn't got a clue.
JONES —
Welsh answers from a Welsh bloke
Welsh Shopping
Jones doesn't actually sell anything. He just has opinions. Strong ones.
Gift ideas for Mam
Hand-carved Love Spoon
Traditional, wooden, and quietly more romantic than anything from a shop with a website.
Priceless, allegedly — ask your Taid how much he paid
Traditional, wooden, and quietly more romantic than anything from a shop with a website.
Priceless, allegedly — ask your Taid how much he paid
Welsh Cake Bakestone
Cast iron, family heirloom energy, comes with zero recipe because everyone's Nain's is "the real one."
Worth more than the house, according to Nain
Cast iron, family heirloom energy, comes with zero recipe because everyone's Nain's is "the real one."
Worth more than the house, according to Nain
Daffodil Brooch
For St David's Day, weddings, funerals, and Tuesdays.
One (1) per lapel, non-negotiable
For St David's Day, weddings, funerals, and Tuesdays.
One (1) per lapel, non-negotiable
A Framed Photo of a Sheep
Every Welsh front room has one. Nobody remembers buying it. It has always been there.
Sentimental value only
Every Welsh front room has one. Nobody remembers buying it. It has always been there.
Sentimental value only
The Rugby Aisle
Replica Shirt (Any Decade)
Doesn't matter which year. You will wear it to every match regardless.
Doesn't matter which year. You will wear it to every match regardless.
A Very Loud Scarf
Red, white, occasionally soaked through by half-time.
Red, white, occasionally soaked through by half-time.
Commemorative Grand Slam Tea Towel
Too nice to actually dry anything with. Framed, most likely.
Too nice to actually dry anything with. Framed, most likely.
One (1) Enormous Flag
For draping over shoulders, balconies, and the occasional statue.
For draping over shoulders, balconies, and the occasional statue.
Jones's Personal Recommendations
Honestly? Skip the shop, go to an actual market in Wales, and buy whatever the stallholder insists is "the good stuff." They are always right. I don't know how they do it.
Back to Ask Jones Home — go on, ask him something, he's dying for the company.
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